Monday, December 22, 2008

Cool Glasses

This week the snow really came down. In my excitement I gathered a crack team of friends to start construction on the highly anticipated giant snow something. Unfortunately... I was a little too hasty and the snow that had just fallen was in no shape for packing together. So instead... a battle of snowballs broke out ending our attempted construction.

At one point I crawled onto the ground and tried to crawl my way under the snow. Perhaps I was trying to conceal myself for a sneak attack. The snow, however, was not quite high enough and instead my friends eagerly helped bury me in it. I was belly down and with a good amount of snow weighing down on me I found it a little hard to breath. We got some pictures though and I triumphantly emerged from my icy tomb.

Anyways! The new Triangle Dude comics is up over at Triangle Dude Comics. The idea for this comic came from a conversation that took place that day. My friends were discussing whether or not Eskimos wear sunglasses. Of course, then one had to think... what would they make the sunglasses out of? My prompt and slightly absurd answer... "ICE!"

Friday, December 19, 2008

Zombie Vampire

When you think Zombie Vampire you might think... awesome right? Well that's what I thought too until I created one. They're actual very confused and emotional. Wussiest monster every. I set him free and he happened upon Triangle Dude. Check it out at Triangle Dude Comics.

And... yes... I know it's basically almost Christmas and this seems more like a halloween comic but I say bah. Just because you don't see monsters on Christmas (except the Grinch) doesn't mean they are not there.

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Taking Cover

Triangle Dude is taking some cover over in his new comic. Not the best of cover might I add, but cover none the less. Check it out at Triangle Dude Comics.

Also, I'm going to add that there is currently, at this moment in time, outside my window, in the freezing air... SNOW! Yes! What does that have to do with Triangle Dude? Well absolutely nothing at the moment, but perhaps in the coming days I'll come up with some snow related comics to express my love for the white powdery awesome stuff!

Also, I must build something amazing out of it. I better remember to take pictures *etches reminder into palm of hand with knife* now I'll never forget... but if I forget to look at my hand... *etches reminder into eyes* there! And no I did not just do that. And no I am not crazy. That is all.

Monday, December 15, 2008


Faking stuff can be fun. It can also get you smacked upside the face pretty good if you take it too far or fake something serious. I'll give you an example. Faking you're sick to skip out on a day at school or work: that's alright. Faking you're choking, being electrocuted, and drowning: that's not alright. See the difference. In any case, Triangle Dude is taking care of the faking today so you don't have to! Triangle Dude Comics.

Sunday, December 14, 2008

Knock Knock Panda

Knock Knock... who's there... a panda... panda who... a panda walks into a bar... and the panda says to the koala... there's three bears... each with three wishes... a panda, a grizzly, and a black... the koala asked if this was a racist joke... and then the panda ate everyone. The End.


I basically combined the beginning of a bunch of jokes into one mega, ultimate joke, and I threw a hungry panda in there too for good measure. You have to watch out for those pandas... The Pandas are coming! The Pandas are coming!

Thank you Liam Lynch.

The Panda Song.

Friday, December 12, 2008

Pyro Part 3

That's about it from the Pyro. Part 3 went online today. Check it out at Triangle Dude Comics.


That is all.

Oh... but it isn't, because Triangle Dude Comics has now had over 2000 visits! WOOT!
Thanks to everyone who continues to put up with, and enjoy, my sense of humor!

Thursday, December 11, 2008

Squidoo and Lenses

I tried a new thing the other day! Squidoo! It's this cool little site that makes it easy for people to create "lenses" or pages/articles about pretty much whatever you want. I've made a lens for Shop Vorgus and one for Triangle Dude Comics. There is a wealth of information here on probably any topic imagineable. I've got an idea to do a Tips and Tricks Lens for Roller Coaster Tycoon (yeah, I got back into that game... addictive).

A little more about lenses: They're really easy to make. There's a quick set up pipeline to get one started, and then afterwards you can edit them as much as you want. By choosing from different little sections or blocks (say a picture block, and a text block, a list block, etc.) you can piece together your "lens." It's pretty fun and the neat thing is you can actually make a little bit of money. Don't go expecting to get rich or anything though, but with enough hard work you might make a few bucks here and there.

Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Pyro Part 2

Part 2 of the short week-long "Pyro" series is now up at Triangle Dude Comics. It's very 'hot'... ha ha get it? Because I'm talking about a Pyro... and there's fire... and it's hot. Sigh, that was really bad.

What do you call a snowman in May?

A puddle.


Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Tiny Person

There was this guy and he was walking down the street. Then all of a sudden, he fell into a small, foot-high hole. Now, for any regular person this wouldn't be much of a problem. Unfortunately, this man was exactly 1 foot high. He fit very snugly into the hole and could not escape. It started to rain and he thought he would drown, but luckily for him it turns out people that are only a foot high are very buoyant. As the water rose, so did he, and he eventually escaped!

Tiny people are magical. I wonder if you caught one if they would grant you a wish. A tiny wish probably, but that's still a wish. I'd wish for a shiny rock that tasted like cotton candy.

Monday, December 8, 2008

Pyro Part 1

I love fire. Fire is hot. Hot is good. Good is great. Great is what Tony the Tiger says a lot.

I think a perfect day would at some point involve me torching something to the ground with a flamethrower. I mean, something I was allowed to torch of course. I would highly discourage anyone from setting anything that's important to you or someone else on fire. I find they don't like it.

Anyways, today's new Triangle Dude Comic features a Pyro. It's a three part-er spanning over this week. Check it out over at Triangle Dude Comics.

Also, I just realized that the dragon from the video games named Spyro... has the word Pyro within his name (s-PYRO). Now, to me, this is an amazing realization. Though... somehow I feel this was done on purpose and because I'm only noticing it now I must be some kind of idiot. Oh well... I still thought my discovery was fairly exciting!

Friday, December 5, 2008

Half Full

Is the glass half full or half empty? Friday's Triangle Dude Comic attempts to answer this question.

Check out the comic at Triangle Dude Comics.

Interestingly, in quantum physics if you measure something you change it. Crazy! I found this one guy's article that kind of covers this and some other stuff about physics and the world. It's an educational and entertaining read! Two words that when put together are amazing. I like when he says "theorizing is like physics for poor people." Very true lol. Anyways, here's the link to the Quantum Stuff.

Thursday, December 4, 2008

Long Live the Cartridge

I'll always remember my childhood days and how most of them revolved around some sort of video game. *Nostalgia* "Sigh." Anyways, this is my tribute to the good ole' days of video games. The days of fewer buttons and cartridges. The design features the amazing cartridges for the NES, SNES, N64, Game Boy, and Game Boy Advance. Yes, I picked all Nintendo cartridges (sorry Sega and Atari and whatever else had cartridges), but it's really more about the spirit of the cartridge! The NES cartridge is proudly wearing its robe and crown. "LONG LIVE THE CARTRIDGE!"
You can find the design (there's two different kinds) over at Shop Vorgus.

Wednesday, December 3, 2008

The Other Pill

The new Triangle Dude Comic this Wednesday is called "The Other Pill," and features Morpheus from The Matrix. Huzzah! I stumbled across some interesting information on Morpheus as well. Apparently Morphine is actually named after Morpheus who is the Greek god of Dreams. This Morpheus is the son of the god Hypnos who is the Greek god of Sleep. Isn't that amazingly interesting and awesome!

Anyways, check out the new comic at Triangle Dude Comics.

Also! I found out about that whole Morphine and Morpheus thing at this site I stumbled upon. I didn't peek through much of the other items, but here's the Morpheus thing.

Tuesday, December 2, 2008

My Igloo

In anticipation for the hopefully coming snowfall this year I've been thinking a lot about igloos. My friends and I are going to build something amazing with the snow this year. Last year we decided to make a huge snowman... then a slide... and eventually just ended up with a large mound of snow we then proceeded to destroy. Great fun! This year there was talk about another giant snowman, mound, and possibly an igloo. If we made a huge igloo that would be super sweet.

Anyways, all this igloo thinking inspired me to make some sort of igloo design. I hope you guys like it! The design is on a T-Shirt, Mouse Pad, and a Tote Bag at the moment over at Shop Vorgus.

Monday, December 1, 2008

Smelly Snowman

It's pretty much that time of the year for snow and I am so excited! I can't wait to wage epic war upon the world in my ultimate snow fortress. Every year the top of our pool freezes over and I brave the icy water with my hands to collect giant chunks of ice. These ice chunks are about 3 inches thick and add much defense to my show fortress. I can't wait.

I also can't wait for snowmen, sledding, icicles, ice, snow angels, and brightness. The night will be almost as bright as the day from all the snow. It's going to be awesome.

With all this good also comes bad driving conditions, cold nights, muddy dirty snow, the evil face-wash, and yellow snow. Watch out for that yellow snow. Even worse is the brown snow...

A new Triangle Dude is up and one such snowman gets a little smelly. Check out the new comic called "Smelly Snowman".