Tiny Person

There was this guy and he was walking down the street. Then all of a sudden, he fell into a small, foot-high hole. Now, for any regular person this wouldn't be much of a problem. Unfortunately, this man was exactly 1 foot high. He fit very snugly into the hole and could not escape. It started to rain and he thought he would drown, but luckily for him it turns out people that are only a foot high are very buoyant. As the water rose, so did he, and he eventually escaped!

Tiny people are magical. I wonder if you caught one if they would grant you a wish. A tiny wish probably, but that's still a wish. I'd wish for a shiny rock that tasted like cotton candy.